(updated 25 Sep 06) 

Look before you...
(Suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Look before you....walk into a banana factory. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Look before you...enter a public bathroom in a foreign country for indications whether it's the Men's Room or the Ladies' Room. (luganrn77@yahoo.com) Hmmm...let's see, ladies room is the goat or penguin...I keep forgetting.

Look before you... assume that the toilet lid is up. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com; colie7922@aol.com)

Look before you... click the (Cad is such a hottie!!!!) Submit My Entry! button. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com) Oh those subliminal messages...just not the same when you type them out, is it?

Look before you....book a cut-rate motel room. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Look before you...decide to take the girl you dance all night long with at the club back to your place...bad lighting and a few drinks can make anyone seem attractive. (fade2black@aol.com) Word here being: "Anyone". It happens with you guys, too...you ain't all lookers without some liquid help.

Look before you... reach into the toilet for your dropped keys! (luganrn77@yahoo.com; corrae123@yahoo.com)

Look before you...peal. (example at a Dyslexic's sign painting convention) (guitartexn@aol.com)

Look before you...click on the link in the email asking you to update your bank account information. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Look before you...End up on Jerry Springer trying to explain to everyone how you didn't realize she was a he. (Grad2b2002@aol.com)

Look before you...hide your Pop-Tarts. The wife could be watching. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Look before you have no job, no money, no car...bud, you are in a dinky band. (NITRAMXXX@aol.com) Uhhhhhh...yeah.

Look before you... answer the phone. Those damn VISA people will call you any time of day if you owe them a stinken'' $1.00! (CoyPsyche@aol.com)

Look before you...try once again to walk through that closed sliding glass door. (strollo5@earthlink.net)

Look before you... pee. They never have replacement rolls in public restrooms. (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

Look before you...agree to the double-date. (leissuit@msn.com)

Look before you... send your parents copies of your home movies. (CoyPsyche@aol.com)

Look before you...run into me you dumbass! (jaberwock@yahooy.com)

Look before you... pick up a can at a BBQ and drink from it! I can't stress this enough, unless you like the taste of cig. butts.... (CoyPsyche@aol.com) Is that better or worse than a chew cup?

Look before you...throw a dart (Dart + Biker = mega-wedgie) (strollo5@earthlink.net)

Look before you...say there are weapons of mass destruction. (tphyll@aol.com)

Look before you...shoplift. (maxcel200@aol.com; vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Look before you... take the blue pills, dog medicine looks a lot like people medicine. (j_perreaux@hotmail.com) All I can say is poor Rex.

Look before you...vote, otherwise we're screwed for ANOTHER 4 years!!! (leissuit@msn.com; tphyll@aol.com)

Look before you...update your fantasy football team at work to make sure your boss isn't around. (scice@aol.com)

Look before you... decide it's okay to pick your nose in the privacy of your own cubicle, eyes are everywhere man...everywhere. (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

Look before you... touch, that gold painted cherub shouldn't be grinning as you approach. (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

Look before you... 'Cuz if you look behind you, you run into a lot of stuff. (lilfishjean@comcast.net)

Look before you...leak - especially around electric fences. (fparsons@yahoo.com)

Look before you start complaining about what an asshole your boss and his wife are. (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Look before you...try to lick the McFlurry out of the cup, ya stupid friggin' hedgehog! (cdmauger@aol.com)

Look before you...tear off the tag that says "Do not remove". (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Look before you... put out. If the guy has a photo of you on his fridge and you just met him that night, that is a red flag. (CoyPsyche@aol.com) You should also look where all the exit points to his house are...right away.

Look before you...beep. A drive by shooting could be in your future. (tpanner@hotmail.com; AuntShecky711@aol.com)

Look before you...leap over the net on a tennis court. Especially if you're over 35 and haven't attempted it in awhile. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

I'm not sure about this one...looked what it did for the Farrelly Brothers...

Look before you... zip up your pants really fast. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)