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One morning I shot an elephant...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. This shooting an elephant quote was originally from an excellent marxman...Groucho to be exact. Now for our winners...

One morning I shot an elephant...Tsk, tsk. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

One morning I shot an elephant...from a helicopter in Alaska. (tphyll@aol.com) You’d think you’d prefer to shoot a donkey.

One morning I shot an elephant...just so "The View" would have something to yak about. (retrometro@rogers.com) Yes, you’ll hear a big earful.

One morning I shot an elephant...and then realized that my husband was now motherless. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

One morning I shot an elephant-sized snot due to a sinus infection. (tomcnagy@verizon.net)

One morning I shot an elephant...and then Bob Barker put a price on my head. (retrometro@rogers.com)

One morning I shot an elephant...to get down off its back...turned out it didn't have any. (retrometro@rogers.com) If the elephant ducked you would have had your wish.

One morning I shot an elephant... It was either that or a f*ing big burglar. (eliasgaskin@hotmail.com)

Our winner sure knows how to play the pajama game...

One morning I shot an elephant...in my wife's pajamas... "Oh my head! Honey, was I drinking tequila again last night??" (astae@paonline.com)