(updated 30 May 09) 

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If you build it...
(Suggested by SighFi@hotmail.com)

"If you build it...I will come," is a botched carpenter's pick-up line. (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com)

If you build it... don't worry, Obama will make sure you don't have to pay it off, err that was "build" not "billed" sorry! (edprocoat@msn.com)

If you build it...your wife won't like it, so save yourself time and money and buy it. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Odds are she still won’t like it.

If you build it...The government tax appropriators, they will come. (Airfarcewon@aol.com, rider1@dishmail.net) Not if you build a tax shelter.

It you build it and it’s a better mouse trap don’t be surprised if the mice you catch are no better than the ones you caught with the old mouse trap. (maxcel200@aol.com)

If you build it...the nymphomaniacs will come. (tphyll@aol.com) But you’d have to build something like...well...uh...

If you build it, and it’s a cathouse, they will come. (maxcel200@aol.com)

If you build it... you're probably working at a factory somewhere in China or Mexico. (retrometro@rogers.com)

Our winner gets a E for effort...

If you build it...up by two more bra cups, he should notice. (retrometro@rogers.com)