(updated 30 Nov 07) 

If you're not a part of the solution...
(Suggested by tpanner@hotmail.com)

(And if you send in "you're part of the precipitate" I'll deduct 25 points...I will.)

For the record only one of you sent this in...you know who you are, you previous Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner, you...guess you don't read what I write, huh? But I'll be nice and not deduct anything as I added "a" to the quote anyway...which no one bothered to point out...so this proves no one reads what I write, so you are all even. :)

If you're not a part of the solution...you must work for Microsoft Tech support. (rampage1984@msn.com)

If you're not a part of the solution...you must be in politics. (archerjoe@hotmail.com; Draviin@aol.com)

If you're not a part of the solution...the mad scientist has not yet dumped you into the vat (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Behold the wonders of Google:

If you're not a part of the solution...I'm confused here.... are we speaking of the Ideal Solution, an Aqueous solution, a Solid solution, a Mixture, a Suspension, a Colloid, a Phase diagram, a Eutectic point, or an Alloy? (banks.del@gmail.com)

If you're not a part of the solution...then you're probably a writer on strike for revenue that comes from stuff that everybody downloads for free anyway. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

If you're not a part of the solution...you're busy laughing at the poor boobs who are stuck figuring it out. (GerriHan65@aol.com)

If you're not a part of the solution... at least use your gas guzzling SUV to carpool. (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)

If you're not a part of the solution...your mother won't be that surprised. (JTulli@Juno.com) Your mother-in-law will be even less surprised.

If you're not a part of the solution...you must be shot. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

If you're not a part of the solution... sit back and enjoy watching everyone else do the work. (brat.cat@verizon.net)

If you're not a part of the solution... then quit dressing up like a parenthesis. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

If you're not a PART of the solution...then logic says you wouldn't be ALL of the solution either, now would you. (skibip@aol.com) Is this one of those "If all blipnoids are spoigals and all spoigals are widbits, then you can assume some spoigals are blipnoids" things?

If you're not a part of the solution...fake it. (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

If you're not a part of the solution...you're not up for re-election. (ankle_jay@comcast.net)

If you're not a part of the solution...maybe something will crystallize soon. (JTulli@Juno.com) Insert rimshot here.

If you're not a part of the solution... look at somebody else's solution and do what they do. (pcorradin@comcast.net)

If you're not a part of the solution...the government has a job just for YOU! (cdmauger@aol.com)

If you're not a part of the solution...then you must be the reason for the dissolution. (ubinrude@people.com)

Hey...this guy must have been a CEO...

If you're not a part of the solution...find fault with it. (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)