If wishes were...
(Suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)
If wishes were dishes, my husband still wouldn't wash them. (firstname.lastname@example.org; DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)
If wishes were money, my wife would get the divorce she's wanted, and I'd be back in California playing pocket pool on Malibu Beach. (Banks.email@example.com)
If wishes were...easily fulfilled I'd win this contest. (firstname.lastname@example.org) I don't see what your problem is - I get picked each time *I* play! ;)
If wishes were...were taxable we'd all be bankrupt. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
If wishes were...something you had to pay for, there would be a lot fewer wishes. (email@example.com)
If wishes were...as likely to come true as "the Secret' suggests they are, I would have had a lot more sex by now (firstname.lastname@example.org)
If wishes were...dishes, they'd all be smashed over the top of your head by now. (email@example.com)
If wishes were...testicles, would we still get three? (firstname.lastname@example.org) Are you trying to tell us you have three?
If wishes were...parking tickets, my wildest dreams would've been fulfilled about 4,000 times. (email@example.com)
If wishes were...Core 2 Quad Intel processors, HMO would be updated twice a day. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Oh...right...this is as likely as Bush getting a third term.
If wishes were...vicious, I bet a woman made 'em up. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)
If wishes were...farts, it would really stink near the Lotto machine. (Truckerex@insightbb.com; email@example.com)
Hey...that wasn't a genie that just popped out!...
If wishes were...sex would you still rub the lamp? (firstname.lastname@example.org)