(updated 31 Jan 05) 

...lesson in humility.

A full length mirror in the bathroom is a ...lesson in humility. (edprocoat@msn.com)

Getting a D in Algebra, thus losing car privileges and having to take your date to the prom on the handlebars of your bike is a...lesson in humility. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com) Hey, it's not like you ended up marrying the guy...IS it??

When your hat blows off in the wind and your toupee goes with it, you've learned a...lesson in humility. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

It's not a lesson in heat, it's a...lesson in humility. (HerzogVon@aol.com) Um, yeah...uh...whatever.

Using a pooper scooper to pick up after your dog is a...lesson in humility. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Your wife bragging to her friends about how sparklingly clean you get the dishes every night is a long...lesson in humility. (tpanner@hotmail.com) Hey...I'd like a guy who washes the dishes...any volunteers?

"This has never happened to me before" is a...lesson in humility. (phaartking@yahoo.com)

The people needing it the most are the least likely to learn a...lesson in humility. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

So long as you've got the money in the bank, having Oprah expose your book fraud is an acceptable...lesson in humility. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Having all my submissions to HMO rejected is a...lesson in humility. (rampage1984@msn.com; Sunni61773@aol.com) Yeah...get in line. Hey, I'm FROM Jersey...I'm supposed to have an attitude.

Too many men (not me of course), watching Tommy Lee on video was a...lesson in humility. (astae@paonline.com)

Forgetting where you parked your car is a...lesson in humility. (Sunni61773@aol.com) Nah...that's a lesson in senility.

Having to ask the lady in the next stall to share the toilet paper, a true ...lesson in humility. (agapeagent@yahoo.com) Ah..."can you spare a square?"..."Seinfeld"...I sure miss you.

In Hollywood you can learn everything except a...lesson in humility. (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

Playing video games with your 5 year old son is a long...lesson in humility. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

George Bush needs 101..."Lesson in Humility". (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Go ahead, boys. Buy the "Magnum" sized condoms. It'll be a...lesson in humility. (wedrixe@netscape.net) Maybe they should watch that Tommy Lee video...huh?

My Dominatrix charges $250 for a...lesson in humility. (jdcoops3@aol.com; thedraugr@yahoo.com)

No...I believe "trying it on" is...

Buying a new bathing suit is a...lesson in humility. (KMurphyShelton@netscape.net; agapeagent@yahoo.com)