(updated 31 Mar 09) 

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You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me...

You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas ain't the place you want to get caught.": Thelma Sawyer. Not exactly in the category of a Skakespearian soliloquy but I was SURE everyone would know the source and meaning of this quote. Oh wait...

You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me...it won't be the first time that HumorMeOnline comes up with a quote that makes no sense. (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com) Point well taken, but you must have been in the theater rest room and missed the best line in "Thelma & Louise".

You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me...he's gonna be pissed off! (Airfarcewon@aol.com) I can hear him spouting off now!

You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me...Pay per View needs lead time. (seeker@vcoms.net)

You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me...that's adding injury to insult. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com) Obviously you used a weapon of miniscule mass destruction.

You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me...you have done everything in your BVDs. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me...Clinton's presidential library ain't a place you would want that to happen. (DOrr221@comcast.net) Yes, that would even irritate Clinton’s personal head librarian.

You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me...and then you realize your name is Dick Cheney. (tphyll@aol.com)

The winner with a case of head and tales...

You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me...that's a difficult one to explain away to the cops when you've already got two strikes. (matt@boozemonkey.com)