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I'd marry again if...

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year. Bette Davis. Yes a quote from a very strong ‘willed’ actress and Hollywood icon. Well here are a few, maybe more blissful, quotes from all of you. Well, maybe not...

I'd marry again if...he or she was an orphan, incredibly rich with no relatives and all if his or her assets were in my name. (WJKbase@aol.com)

I'd marry again if...I need proof I'm legally insane. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

I'd marry again if...this Utah town had any more women in it. (gerg17@comcast.net)

I'd marry again if...he'd stroke it like Lenny Kravitz (the guitar, the guitar). (ponytayl@cox.net) Or maybe bend it like Beckham?

I'd marry again if...the guy could handle the pressure of marrying perfection. (ponytayl@cox.net) Yes, but it may be all in vain.

I'd marry again if...in-laws were extinct. (jdcoops3@aol.com)

I'd marry again if...the digital camera for taking the wedding photos didn't make everybody look like something out of a Disney-Pixar movie. (retrometro@rogers.com)

I'd marry again if...my ex would just get off the couch and go back to his mom's. (kirstenlmsw@gmail.com)

I'd marry again if...contemplating my navel wasn't more entertaining than marriage.
You hit it right on the button!

I'd marry again if...I lost the other half of my brain in another accident. (jdcoops3@aol.com) Yes, that would be a no-brainer!

I'd marry again if...I can find a guy who can hook up an entertainment center without having to explain the process to me as if I care at all. (CoyPsyche@aol.com)

I'd marry again if... Please excuse me whilst I go peel off my skin and jump in a 700 pound bag of salt for even considering this!!! A POX on whoever came up with this one!!!! (lovepeaceguy68@aol.com)

I'd marry again if...I thought my new wife would keep her head together. Henry Vlll (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

I'd marry again if...I wanted to be celibate. (rider1@dishmail.net)

I'd marry again if....oh, hell, what was I thinking? Bartender, call a cab. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

I'd marry again if...the rabbit died (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Or just do what Heff does…buy another Bunny!

I'd marry again if...Jay-Z hadn't beat me to her. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

I'd marry again if...my pre-nups were Supreme Court tight. (humorbear@aol.com)

I'd marry again if... uha.. Mmm... I got nothing. (CoyPsyche@aol.com)

I'd marry again if...the reception, wedding & baby shower weren't all on the same day. (humorbear@aol.com)

I'd marry again if....oh, hell, what was I thinking? Bartender, call a cab. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

I'd marry again if...she could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose, (jdcoops3@aol.com) Wonder what a ball with Brunswick written on it would do for you?!

I'd marry again if...I ever grow tired of being free as a bird, having no one to cater to, not being bossed around, and having all the noncommittal sex I can handle. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

I'd marry again if...I ever find a deaf, mute, orally fixated nymphomaniac who just built a bar on her private 18 hole golf course. (lovepeaceguy68@aol.com)

I'd marry again if... they ever quit selling batteries. (CoyPsyche@aol.com) I’m getting bad vibrations on this one.

I'd marry again if....there's money in it to pay for the last one. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com) (There would be if you listen to Bette Davis.)

Well this one really takes the cake! Who’d of thunk it!...

I'd marry again if...I could marry the same man. (ponytayl@cox.net)