(updated 6 Feb 07) 

What happens in Vegas...

What happens in Vegas...may lead to child support payments in Michigan. (changetion@gmail.com)

What happens in Vegas....at the buffet ruins my diet. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

What happens in Vegas...is a lot like what happens to everybody on April fifteenth. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

What happens in Vegas...is usually resistant to every antibiotic. (maxcel200@aol.com; pcorradin@comcast.net)

What happens in Vegas...is great if you don't mind 110 in the shade. (skibip@aol.com) Yes, I lived in Vegas for a while..."but it's a dry heat, my ass". It's like a friggen oven there!

What happens in Vegas...sends Steve Wynn to bed every night a very happy man. (skibip@aol.com)

What happens in Vegas...nuclear testing and gambling--both usually end in the loss of limbs if you're not careful. (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com)

What happens in Vegas...is usually illegal everywhere else. (mykehalpinstudio@aol.com; tphyll@aol.com)

What happens in Vegas...yeah, but who's on first?... (ronxian@aol.com) Luckily for all of us, Abbott and Costello passed on this one.

What happens in Vegas...should never be talked about, even in confession. (steve_medel@oxy.com)

What happens in Vegas...wouldn't happen if Dan Tanna was still on his beat!!! (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)

What happens in Vegas...depends mainly on how gullible you are. (Daphnethered@yahoo.com)

What happens in Vegas... is over priced and can be documented regardless what the commercial says... just ask my divorce lawyer! (coypsyche@aol.com)

What happens in Vegas...is being monitored by Area 59 aliens. (PLEASE!!! Don't tell the government I know this) (dennisilvr@aol.com) Okay, I won't...but I hate to break it to you...they already know about Area 51.

What happens in Vegas...is that the only machine that keeps doling out is the ATM. (maxcel200@aol.com)

What happens in Vegas...can later be viewed on a hidden camera show on HBO. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

What happens in Vegas...is like life in a zoo! (lounge LIZARDS, card SHARKS, performing PRIMATES, RAT packs, night OWLS, fat CATS, SNAKE eyes, salty DOGS, pink FLAMINGOS, mgm LION...) (ronxian@aol.com)

What happens in Vegas...always seems to end with a policeman telling me the words "prostitution" and "illegal" in the same sentence. (scalpel@aol.com)

What happens in Vegas...is REALLY what's causing Global Warming. (dennisilvr@aol.com) Yeah, all those lights visible from space gotta be throwing off a helluva lotta heat.

What happens in Vegas...usually pisses my wife off when I get home. (Eleman8859@aol.com)

What happens in Vegas....when Britney Spears shows up is well documented in tabloids. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

What happens in Vegas...ends up as a script for CSI. (monacof@bellsouth.net; tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

What happens in Vegas...stays in Vegas, especially if you gamble with your plane ticket. (changetion@gmail.com)

What happens in Vegas...doesn't really surprise anybody anymore. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

What happens in Vegas...probably happens in Pintos, too. (shep@compascable.net) Bada bing...bada boom.

What happens in Vegas...I pay off in 4 or 5 years. (Eleman8859@aol.com)

What happens in Vegas... No really, what???? (j_perreaux@hotmail.com) You know...seriously. I'd like to know, too.

What happens in Vegas...is usually embellished when telling your friends. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

H&R Block's Helping Hint #37: Remember everyone...only go to Vegas the last week of the year...

What happens in Vegas...could have you filing your taxes jointly next year. (rulaffin@gmail.com)