(updated 6 Sep 07) 

Still waters run deep...

But the water that runs through MY still will kick your ass if you drink more than a coupleaships#!*#!% (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Still waters run deep... so please do not fall into the outhouse! (KittysKorner70@aol.com)

Still waters run deep...Ice waddles. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net) Ice waddles? Ice waddles what???

Still waters run deep...and with a heavy enough weight, no one will ever find the body. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

Still waters run deep... ..but Stillwater is in Oklahoma. (TvOrnotTv1@aol.com) We are nothing if not educational here at HMO...as you can plainly see by this next entry...

Still waters run deep... but farting in the bathtub is still cheaper than a Jacuzzi. (KittysKorner70@aol.com)

Still waters run deep...until some idiot throws chum in them... (GerriHan65@aol.com)

Still waters run deep...and can be sold in bottles at a higher price than gasoline. (tphyll@aol.com)

Still waters run deep...Goldwater ran right. (monacof@bellsouth.net) And now we know how old YOU aren't. ;)

Still waters run deep...when the toilet overflows. (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)

Still waters run deep... Um, isn't that the end of the quote? (tainsam@aol.com) No, I'm sorry - it's both the beginning AND the end of the quote...but you were indeed the only one who pointed this fact out.

Still waters run deep...but if no one is there to see them do they still run? (jaberwock@yahooy.com)

Still waters run deep...let's cross at the rapids! (jeannemiller@aol.com) Yes, you guessed it...these are usually the last words uttered by people who cross over those "road flooded" barricades.

Still waters run deep...Muddy Waters plays the blues. (GerriHan65@aol.com)

Still waters run deep...and still people refuse to take global warming seriously. (tpanner@hotmail.com) The secret is out: tpanner IS Al Gore.

Still waters run deep...but, Aquafina doesn't bottle it, theirs comes from the tap. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Still waters run deep...which is why Miss Teen South Carolina hangs out in the shallow end. (TvOrnotTv1@aol.com) And she will probably be hanging around here not too long from now...

Still waters run deep...shallow hangs around the Playboy Mansion. (skibip@aol.com)

You know, there IS such a thing as TMI transmitted over the Internet...

Still waters run deep...That's why I keep a LARGE portable urinal in the car in case of slow traffic while on a long trip. (dennisilvr@aol.com)