(updated 8 Mar 09) 

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Round and round she goes...

Round and round she goes...there's a lot of pressure in a fire hose! (strollo5@embarqmail.com)

Round and round she goes...chattering at 78 RPM. (retrometro@rogers.com) Wow! That may be a record of some kind.

Round and round she goes...and where she stops she shops, Heaven Knows! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Round and round she goes...where she stops only her pimp knows. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Round and round she goes...Will Ali's daughter ever quit fighting? (mashallaha@aol.com) Yeah...bout time that happened.

Round and round she goes...looking for a parking space at the Wal-Mart grocery store. (retrometro@rogers.com)

Round and round she goes...blondes really shouldn't try to use revolving doors. (wamii_69@yahoo.com)

Round and round she goes...I ASKED her if she'd ever used a floor buffer before. (wamii_69@yahoo.com)

Round and round she goes...aww come,on, leave Jessica Simpson alone already. (astae@paonline.com)

Round and round she goes...and the longer you're married, the rounder she'll get. (wamii_69@yahoo.com)

Round and round she goes...in my next life, I'm coming back as that stripper pole! (wamii_69@yahoo.com) Your luck, she'll come back at the same time as a fireman!

Round and round she goes...Mommy! Jimmy's trying to flush my Barbie down the toilet again! (wamii_69@yahoo.com)

Round and round she goes...when will that floater flush nobody knows. (DOrr221@comcast.net) I think I know...as soon as Barbie gets out of the way.

Round and round she goes...whoever the bottle points to gets to get up & feed the baby. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

Putting his own spin on this one, our winner comes up with...

Round and round she goes...you can have hours of endless fun at laundromat with an ounce of grass. (matt@boozemonkey.com)