(updated 11 Apr 03) 

Last one there...

Last one there...and the first one to leave is my strategy for really bad parties. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

Last one there.. sucks if you all eat Mexican food and there's only one roll of toilet paper. (trlymurph@aol.com)

Last one there... is always the first one to wonder what's going on. (belushimcc@yahoo.com) And is usually sitting in back of me in the movie theatre.

Last one there...gets the really crappy seat. (KatSut78@aol.com)

"Last one there...doesn't survive" is one way to explain Darwin's Theory of Evolution. (TerriKlein@aol.com)

Last one there... is normally the woman. (StanYan1@aol.com) What? Like you can't imagine Janet Reno without clothes on like everyone else does...

Last one there...will be France. (rodentsRred@hotmail.com)

Last one there...probably missed the turn-off. (JADtheeOutPsyder@aol.com)

Last one there...has to explain it to the cops. (changetion@yahoo.com)

Last one there...usually has mold on it. (trlymurph@aol.com)

Last one there....was the one I betted on. (Ttifranks9@aol.com)

"Last one there...sleeps in the wet spot!" is not considered a tremendous turn-on by most women. (deezzine@aol.com) "Most....or "moist"?

Last one there...doesn't get popular buffet items. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Last one there... has to park 3 blocks away. (yruwaitn@aol.com)

Last one there...means: Cool, all the chicks will already be drunk. (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

Last one there... is bear food. (The_PaF@Hotmail.com)

This is one time that "better late than never" doesn't necessarily work...

Last one there... can see that the "business opportunity" is really an Amway pitch and can quietly leave unnoticed. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)