(updated 11 Mar 04) 

Never have so few done so much...
(Topic suggested by chharget@aol.com)

Never have so few done so much... to offend people as Janet and Justin. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Never have so few done so much...to screw so many, as when Congress is in session. (Truckerex@insightbb.com; Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

Never have so few done so much...while the rest sit on their butts and collect welfare. (not2greedy69@aol.com)

Never have so few done so much...with so little talent. (AhOHOL@aol.com) Welcome to reality TV celebrityrama.

Never have so few done so much...SO SLOW. Welcome to Burger King. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

Never have so few done so much...yea only two chili peppers and whoa.....riding the white horse all day. (dzed68@yahoo.com)

Never have so few done so much...for comedy without anyone making a dime. (chharget@aol.com) Sounds like the story of my life...well, at least a short story.

Never have so few done so much...for a Klondike Bar. (srch4sat@charter.net)

Never have so few done so much...and gotten paid so little. Oh wait that's my job! (Drgntmr@aol.com)

Never have so few done so much... five minutes before Mom gets home. (endocrom@aol.com)

Well, you could turn off the television...and...uh...enter things here instead...yeah, that's it!...

Never have so few done so much...to irritate me as the idiots who created all of these crappy reality shows. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)