(updated 11 May 03) 

You can fool some of the people...

You can fool some of the people...well, most of the people..if you're David Blaine. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

You can fool some of the people...in Florida. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com; muhltrayne@yahoo.com)

You can fool some of the people...into thinking that reality TV shows are quality entertainment. (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

You can fool some of the people...but only your plastic surgeon knows for sure. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

You can fool some of the people... by promising them a bigger penis. (edberger@aol.com) And if I woulda believed each email, I'd have a 50-footer by now.

You can fool some of the people...with that toupee, but don't even bother with the comb-over. (Cheez412@aol.com)

You can fool some of the people...on April Fool's Day. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

You can fool some of the people...without any help, but you can fool with anybody for the right price. (QuarterHorse06)

You can fool some of the people...into thinking you are smart, as long as they've never met you before. (Redprincess14@aol.com) The Internet: People fooling people at the speed of a connection.

You can fool some of the people...but not at the nudist colony! (JCrook1028@AOl.com)

You can fool some of the people...some of the time - and that's enough to make a pretty good living. (seeker@vcoms.net)

You can fool some of the people...and if you fool enough of them, you can get elected! (stjarna55@hotmail.com) And re-elected?

You can fool some of the people...but it's picking out the foolable idiots that is the tough part. (iRonni@msn.com)

You can fool some of the people...long enough to make millions with an infomercial selling "hair in a can". (Georges101@aol.com)

You can fool some of the people...but when you get her home and take your clothes off, the "sock in the shorts" game is over. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Personally, I like the old rich ones...

You can fool some of the people...but I prefer to fool the pretty young blond ones! (JCrook1028@aol.com)