(updated 11 May 05) 

If there is no struggle...

If there is no struggle...she musta been even uglier than you! (tackajoey@aol.com)

If there is no struggle...that means the beer and TV remote are perfectly positioned. (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

If there is no struggle...you're not doing it right.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com; HerzogVon@aol.com) Yes, we know you also sent this...nearly EVERYONE did.

If there is no struggle...then there is something going on when you ask your kids to clean their room. (dorr@jam.rr.com)

If there is no struggle...it's a helluva lot easier to strangle your husband. (watch4whales@yahoo.com) It's especially easy if you tell him you want to get kinky and tie him to the bed and...uh...nevermind.

If there is no struggle... the candy bar will not come out of the vending machine. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

If there is no struggle...the gag is on too tight. (topsquark@yahoo.com)

If there is no struggle...she's still asleep, stupid! (LouMizzou@yahoo.com; dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

If there is no struggle... how effective of a girdle could it be? (fishjean@sonic.net; jdcoops3@aol.com) Okay, first off...you guys must watch a LOT of old TV shows...secondly...do they even SELL girdles anymore??

If there is no struggle...the !?*&%! origami animals don't come out right! (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

If there is no struggle... then you're using enough chloroform. (Samohtfm@aol.com; zenphoenix@yahoo.com)

If there is no struggle...you must be regular. (imwednesdayaddams@yahoo.com)

If there is no struggle...to get them on, then the daisy dukes are too big. (dorr@jam.rr.com)

If there is no struggle...the dog must not have any teeth. (jrgracey1@aol.com) Well, not after you YANK that chew toy away REALLY fast.

If there is no struggle...you don't have teenagers. (bjjtoff@tds.net)

If there is no struggle...she's either drunk or dead, ya moron. (Rabdreadr@aol.com)

If there is no struggle...then the Proletariats do not deserve communism. (scalpel@aol.com) Another avid History Channel watcher...

...and an avid CSI show watcher...

If there is no struggle...then it won't look like murder. (saxonraerae7@aol)

If there is no struggle...the department store sale wasn't that great. (Mychickenlips@aol.com)

If there is no struggle... she probably unhooked her bra ahead of time. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

If there is no struggle...for the last piece of chicken then someone musta dropped it on the floor while you weren't looking. (dorr@jam.rr.com) Let me guess...you've actually worked at a fast food chain?

If there is no struggle...your jeans aren't tight enough. (Mychickenlips@aol.com; jdcoops3@aol.com)

If there is no struggle...then this episode of "COPS" will be pretty boring. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

Well, maybe it's just a FOREIGN dictionary...sheesh!...

If there is no struggle...then the dictionary you're looking at must be VERY abridged. (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com)