(updated 12 Apr 05) 

Let he who is without...
(Topic suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Let he who is without... be without... screw 'em! (misskentuckiana@aol.com)

Let he who is without...any actors yet to play the performers of the famous British rock group in an upcoming movie group cast the first Stone. (maxcel200@aol.com; ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Let he who is without... shame run for a seat in congress. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Let he who is without...taste judge this contest. (You didn't think the bitterness would subside after a single outburst, did you?) (HerzogVon@aol.com) Well...I was kinda hoping.

Let he who is without...a lawyer and must get a public defender pick his cell mate. (SSCompose@aol.com)

Let he who is without...a date get used to the smell of Jergens. (mcsestretch@hotmail.com)

Let he who is without...pants get a job writing for Letterman. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Let he who is without...deodorant stand downwind. (watch4whales@yahoo.com; MrglsJon@aol.com)

Let he who is without... stay without. I have PMS! (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

Let he who is without...gin, pass the first "one".... Ketel one that is. (imwednesdayaddams@yahoo.com) I'll pass on the Ketel One and pass out on Grey Goose instead. ;)

Let he who is without...a hot car just TRY asking my sister out! (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

Let he who is without...energy, just allow the kids to have Pop-Tarts for dinner. (tpanner@inorbit.com)

Let he who is without...a short term memory, Ummm... What was the question? (Xlovepeaceguy68@aol.com)

Let he who is without...get a job like the rest of us working people. (mychickenlips@aol.com)

Let he who is without... his shorts when he gets home from the office better have a great story line. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM) More like a great story lie.

Let he who is without a mother-in-law.....trade places with me. (HDHulse@yahoo.com)

Let he who is without...pockets, enjoy the pleasures at hand. (jbray4@adelphia.net)

Let he who is without...use that large cardboard box your big screen TV came in, for a sleep shelter. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) That's very kind of you.

Let he who is without...sin, date my daughter. (dart260@geocities.com)

Let he who is without... skill play poker with us. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

Let he who is without...be known as a "she". (seeker@vcoms.net)

Let he who is without...a wife speak freely and without correction. (madavis62@alltel.net)

Let he who is without...real hair quit faking it already. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

Let he who is without...sin stay away from the parties I throw. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Uh oh - time to climb that rope again...

Let he who is without...get laughed at in P.E. class. (phaartking@yahoo.com)