(updated 12 Jul 05) 

It's not the men in my life...

It's not the men in my life...its their wives that gives me so damn much trouble. (saxonraerae7@aol.com)

It's not the men in my life...it's the money in the bank accounts of the men in my life. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

It's not the men in my life...it's the Zen in my life. (tphyll@aol.com)

It's not the men in my life... that interest Rosie O'Donnell, Melissa Etheridge, and Ellen DeGeneres. (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

It's not the men in my life...it's their cars. (moxham4@hotmail.com) ...and their stereos...and their hobbies...that all take priority over you.

It's not the men in my life...it's my friend's trying to stealing them away from me! (megan.renner@juno.com; iholdridge@aol.com)

It's not the men in my life...it's more the woman that have ruined it! (davidgotribe@aol.com)

It's not the men in my life...it's the lack of. (watch4whales@yahoo.com) ...and you are complaining...why????

It's not the men in my life...it's the children..signed, Demi Moore (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

It's not the men in my life...it's the ones buried in the backyard that may cause trouble someday. (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

It's not the men in my life...I can't stand. I hate everybody. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

It's not the men in my life...it's the little green men in my life. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com) They're gray...how many times must I tell you people??? Ummm...nevermind.

It's not the men in my life... it's the men in for 20 to life. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

It's not the men in my life...it's the men in my wife. (tphyll@aol.com; robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

It's not the men in my life...it's the life left in my men. (topsquark@yahoo.com) Yep, they always keep waking up...what is up with that??

It's not the men in my life...it's the jerks, assholes, and bastards. Oh yeah, I guess it is the men in my life. (astae@paonline.com)

It's not the men in my life...that worries me, it's the women who dress up like them. (guitartexn@aol.com) That's what you get for meeting your "women" online. ;)

It's not the men in my life...it's keeping it secret from my wife! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Funny it's always that way...well, not exactly "funny"...but you know what I mean...

It's not the men in my life...it's the one I married. (jsalava@charter.net)