(updated 12 Jun 03) 

A journey of a thousand miles...

A journey of a thousand miles...begins with your kid asking "Are we there yet?" (tphyll@aol; steve_medel@oxy.com)

A journey of a thousand miles...on in-line skates might get you in the Guiness book. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com) Personally, I prefer to drink Guinness while online.

A journey of a thousand miles...requires arriving at the airport three hours early with all body cavities suitably cleansed. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Involves a whole lotta pee stops if you take the wife and kids along. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com; brwneyedcuuty@aol.com)

A journey of a thousand miles... and only a bag of peanuts served. (vampspassion@aol.com)

A journey of a thousand miles...is even longer when you map it on the Internet! (TvOrNotTv1@aol.com) Yep, according to MapQuest, it takes 15 miles to get to the end of my street, a whole 1/2 mile away...plus I can't get there from here.

A journey of a thousand miles...is for the one way ticket I gave my mother-in-law on Mother's Day. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

A journey of a thousand miles...ain't happenin' on the Concorde anymore. (chefrandy@charter.net)

A journey of a thousand miles...is a nightmare for an ant. (ShilohBct@aol.com)

A journey of a thousand miles...will take you past approximately 500 Starbucks. (seeker@vcoms.net)

A journey of a thousand miles...begs the question: Could this girl be what they call "GU", Geographically Undesirable? (SSCompose@aol.com)

A journey of a thousand miles...always starts with your wife complaining that you two never go anywhere anymore. Blah, Blah, Blah. (BikeMike101@aol.com)

A journey of a thousand miles...begins with a kicking and screaming 4-year-old brat seated directly behind you on a transcontinental flight. (MedCheryl@aol.com)

A journey of a thousand miles...turns out more like 1500 if you're a guy who refuses to ask for directions. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

A journey of a thousand miles...sounds to your buddies like a great roadtrip, until you ask them to chip in on gas money. (PhoenyxRises@aol.com)

A journey of a thousand miles... equals 5 cartons of Camel cigarettes. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com) If you don't get this one...ask someone older...but not me, I'm not older yet.

A journey of a thousand miles... you know, the distance the nearest toilet on the interstate when you have diarrhea. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

A journey of a thousand miles...and I bet I left the damn iron on. (seeker@vcoms.net)

Just like the power drill you bought her for Mother's Day...it's the thought that counts...

A journey of a thousand miles...and your wife asks on mile 999 ..... if you need her to give you a break from driving. (TZMAC@aol.com)