(updated 12 Nov 03) 

Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice...
(Topic suggested by RWich928@aol.com)

Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice...shame on me for kicking your ass. (lacee7700@aol.com; dzed68@yahoo.com)

Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice...blame it on Alzheimer's. (HerzogVon@aol.com; murdoctor@aol.com)

Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice...and another Bush gets elected President. (MrglsJon@aol.com)

Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice...proves there is a downside to being blonde. (skibip@aol.com)

Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice...and I'm probably Jessica Simpson. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com; dzed68@yahoo.com) Something tells me she's no fool...look how much she makes...now look at yourself. ;)

Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice... and it proves people will re-elect any idiot. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice...and we must be playing Three Card Monty. (steve_medel@oxy.com)

Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice...then it must be April 1st. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice... you must be my insurance salesman. (dusky_14@yahoo.com) Yeah, I think a two-million dollar life insurance policy for a single 18-year-old sounds about right.

Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice... and my therapist charges me to hear about it! Considering the cost, I think I'm getting fooled thrice! (PromiseNotKept@aol.com)

Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice...and I'm really beginning to wonder if you ARE on the pill. (Wordmotion@aol.com)

Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice...I'm starting to see a pattern here. (philden82@aol.com; wazzit2ya_76@yahoo.com) The key word here is "starting".

Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice...then I forgot to put ice...in that 12 oz. glass of tequila! (tackajoey@aol.com)

Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice...fool me THREE times, as long as there's sex involved. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Or you could end up being a highly paid lawyer...

Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice...and you could have a future in Sales. (chharget@aol.com)