(updated 13 Aug 04) 

It's more than a job, it's...
(Topic suggested by ccharget@aol.com)

Well, I had my doubts on picking this as a topic...but I sure am glad I did...reading thru this batch of MissQuotes entries [I think] has made me laugh the most. Hopefully the feeling will be mutual...

It's more than a job, it's... your ticket to a satisfying ulcer. (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

It's more than a job, it's...slavery at our pay rate. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

It's more than a job, it's...torture like no other! (sballkuhns@yahoo.com)

It's more than a job, it's...Punjob, being humor editor here at the Chandigarh Daily Chutney. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

It's more than a job, it's...something to blame your drinking problem on. (mikepena@socal.rr.com) So, technically...I can blame mine on you?

It's more than a job, it's... a useless endeavour, but for the lambasting. (atball@bellsouth.net)

It's more than a job, it's... drudgery each and every day until you die! (stan@squidworks.com)

It's more than a job, it's...a debt to the IRS! (drgntmr@aol.com)

It's more than a job, it's...a way to get permanent disability payments. (chharget@aol.com)

It's more than a job, it's...a vacuumous black hole of despair, that sucks the humanity out of you. (SPTirish@aol.com)

It's more than a job, it's...a way of testing paper airplanes. (maxcel200@aol.com)

It's more than a job, it's... free coffee. (IR2Odie@aol.com)

It's more than a job, it's... a free trip to Iraq. (pennhead91@hotmail.com) Somehow I don't think this slogan will catch on.

It's more than a job, it's...it's, it's...hold on for a minute: "Do you want those fries supersized with your Big Mac"...it's a chance to work for a billion dollar company! (maxcel200@aol.com)

It's more than a job, it's...an opportunity to learn more gossip than you ever knew existed. (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

It's more than a job, it's... a half-assed job! (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

It's more than a job, it's the way society judges you. ("Hi, I make origami figures for a living!") (paracletus3@aol.com) Twit.

It's more than a job, it's...10 glorious hours I'm away from my wife. (jdcoops@aol.com; davidgotribe@aol.com)

It's more than a job, it's... a chance to catch up on some sleep. (phil@aol.com)

It's more than a job, it's... a blow job. [Hope I was the first of many to submit this.] (ukkfayooyay@aol.com; robertellingsworth@yahoo.com) Just for future knowledge...we won't stoop to this kind of crudeness...

...unless it is worded wittily, like this one...

It's more than a job, it's...a chance to put my stuff into someone's milkshake. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

It's more than a job, it's...my boss's way of playing out his sadistic fantasies. (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

It's more than a job, it's...analyzing rodent droppings for the goodness of mankind. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

It's more than a job, it's... a thirty year sentence of being chained to your desk... (cmndrnineveh@aol.com) Better chained to your desk than under someone else's. Sheesh...now you have me doing it.

It's more than a job, it's...court ordered. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

It's more than a job, it's... free high speed Internet access! (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

It's more than a job, it's...a chance to steal stuff. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

It's more than a job, it's... a vacation "G. W. Bush 2000 - 2004". (fparsons@yahoo.com) Hopefully, he'll have an even longer one coming up. ;)

It's more than a job, it's..."a career" if you've spent a hundred thousand dollars on your education. (not2greedy69@aol.com)

It's more than a job, it's...the realization that your supervisor kissed the right ass and you kissed the wrong. (jdcoops@aol.com)

It's more than a job, it's... an exercise in mediocrity! (atball@bellsouth.net) The only exercise I ever voluntarily do!

It's more than a job, it's...hell with a retirement plan. (crayzeeaj@hotmail.com)

It's more than a job, it's...a means of earning money so that I can buy lottery tickets in hopes of never working again! (davidgotribe@aol.com)

Ah...a great tradition, handed down since the dawn of working man...

It's more than a job, it's...the place we learn to hate other people. (fealy@verizon.net)