(updated 13 Dec 04) 

...in small packages.
(Topic suggested by Sugarbaybee@aol.com)

One so-called serving of catsup for your large order of fries comes...in small packages. (dorr@jam.rr.com)

Professional wrestler's jock straps come...in small packages. (jajuta@comcast.net)

ELEPHANTS...will not be able to FIT!...in small packages. (super_hunk_funk_monk@hotmail.com)

The latest diet trend is everything you eat comes...in small packages. (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

Dolly Parton's bras do not come...in small packages. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Oompa Loompas come...in small packages. (dorr@jam.rr.com) Uh...so do those tiny alcohol bottles...but they still get you drunk if you drink enough of them...causing you to send in entries about Oompa Loompas.

Like most paychecks, bonuses come...in small packages. (WJKbase@aol.com)

Airline smoked almonds come...in small packages. (fishjean@sonic.net)

The origami that I get from HMO comes...in small packages. (Mistahtom@aol.com) DUH...what do you expect...the paper is only like four to six inches square to start with.

Big bills come...in small packages. (rod.renner@juno.com)

Run away from police if you are carrying things...in small packages. (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

My kids hope that the presents they find under the tree this year aren't...in small packages. (sballkuhns@yahoo.com)

The best mob stoolies are disposed of ...in small packages. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

Confucius say, Man who have sex with midgets come...in small packages. (dorr@jam.rr.com) Again...it's those little alcohol bottles. ;)

When you order the $300 an ounce caviar.... beware, it comes...in small packages. (debbiesturtle@netscape.net)

Curiously, big egos often come...in small packages. (mujahid.action.plus@gmail.com)

Even though a girl tells you size does not matter, they are disappointed ..in small packages. (SPTirish@aol.com)

Just give me a Lexus for Christmas, then I won't care what comes...in small packages. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Especially this time of year...

If your mailman had anything to say about it, everything would come...in small packages. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)