(updated 13 Oct 03) 

Two heads are better...
(Topic suggested by MedCheryl@aol.com)

Two heads are better...than 8 heads in a duffel bag. (imwednesdayaddams@yahoo.com)

Two heads are better...when you call tails using your coin for who picks up the check. (SSCompose@aol.com)

Two heads are better...stored in a large cooler than a small one. (scalpel@aol.com) Yeah, it's always good to, uh...use your head.

Two heads are better...than one, unless we're talking about the Bush family. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"Two heads are better..." The Monica Lewinsky autobiography. (lynder_mh@yahoo.com)

Two heads are better...frankly, I'm more of a foot man. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com) As if we didn't figure that one out already. ;)

Two heads are better...than one for watching tennis matches. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Two heads are better...when adorning the stakes outside your medieval castle. One head is soooo un-feng shui. (tireddebb@aol.com)

Two heads are better...if only men could learn to use BOTH of them! (PromoDiva11@aol.com; Lil0kimie@aol.com) At the same time or just individually?

Two heads are better-suited to post-Apocalyptic nuclear mutations. (handarazuur@hotmail.com)

Two heads are better... than three flat pints. (othaherzog@yahoo.com)

Two heads are better...than none! (WJKbase@aol.com; Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Unless you are referring to that 2-headed movie with Rosie Grier and Ray Milland...

Two heads are better...than one for scaring away children. (chharget@aol.com; junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)