(updated 13 Sep 05) 

...is never done.

It seems like that Paris Hilton crap...is never done. (nstn@statefarm.com)

During little league season, my son's homework...is never done. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

A geek's quest to get laid...is never done. (r_e_buckler@yahoo.com)

When I visit the HMO site, the update...is never done. (astae@paonline.com; Airfarcewon@aol.com) Oh, take a number, will ya?

An amateur's BBQ' d chicken ...is never done. (lilfishjean@comcast.net)

Sticking to a New Year's resolution...is never done. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

AirFarceWon and Maxcel's flood of entries into HMO...is never done (take a week off for cryin' out loud). (tpanner@inorbit.com; Penguann2@aol.com) ...and who is stopping you guys??

Construction on the roads of my morning commute...is never done. (manpretty@gmail.com)

Repainting the Golden Gate Bridge ...is never done. (BRE727@aol.com) History Channel, right? Yeah, I watched it, too.

Washington DC: Where the right thing...is never done. (strontium901@juno.com)

You can tell I'm married because having sex in my house...is never done. (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

Leave it to your husband, and it...is never done. (wedrixe@netscape.net; dzed68@yahoo.com)

What I want in bed...is never done. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com) Uh...maybe 'cause you take after this guy...

The man finishes quickly and rolls over and goes to sleep while the woman...is never done. (phaartking@yahoo.com)

Lately, the twist...is never done. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

The work of a nagging wife...is never done. (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

Thank you for tormenting me for the rest of the week...

The 'song that never ends'...is never done. (thedraugr@yahoo.com)