(updated 14 Feb 04) 

If you want something done right...
(Topic suggested by kkalazdad@adlphia.net)

If you want something done right...lower your expectations. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com; khalazdad@adelphia.net)

If you want something done right...don't make a pass at the nurse about to catheterize you. (chharget@aol.com) A disturbing visual...any way you look at it.

If you want something done right...ask Justin, I am sure he can um... pull it off. (dzed68@yahoo.com)

If you want something done right...let my wife tell you how to do it, she evidently knows everything. (Dspur57098@aol.com)

If you want something done right...now, show a little cleavage. (tainsam@aol.com)

If you want something done right...tell the kids you want it done left. (anirban_deb@hotmail.com)

If you want something done right...don't have a friend's uncle's uncle's buddy fix it for you at a discounted rate. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

If you want something done right...maybe you shouldn't be so anal. (Rabdreadr@aol.com) Hmmm...who told you I was anal??!

If you want something done right... don't award a government contract. (TvOrNotTv1@aol.com)

If you want something done right...or wrong it still will be 100 dollars for computer tech support. (jonboyd@hotmail.com)

If you want something done right...ask a man how to do it and then DO THE OPPOSITE. (Theedge464@AOL.com)

If you want something done right...sober up first. (chharget@aol.com) BUT...if you remain drunk...you don't care.

If you want something done right... don't take advice from an Internet discussion board. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

"Funny...the guy never bills us..."

If you want something done right...let the wife call the repair guy. He seems to come right over whenever she calls. (AhOLHOL@aol.com)