(updated 14 Feb 05) 

Youth is wasted...

Well, as predicted...I got every single version of how a person can be wasted...so I narrowed it down to the ones I thought were more unique...so if you also sent in "on weekends, DUH, on a six pack, on crack, etc." - yes, we read it...we just chose others.

Youth is wasted...usually on cheap beer. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

Youth is wasted....and faked well by plastic surgeons. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Youth is wasted... Elderly is medicated. (stan@squidworks.com)

Youth is wasted...most of the time. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Youth is wasted...unless you're wasted! Party on! (e-merlin@sio.midco.net)

Youth is wasted...if you're referring to my ex, then my money was, also! (paracletus3@aol.com)

Youth is wasted...at least the youth of America is wasted. (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com; srch4sat@verizon.net)

Youth is wasted...when it is squandered on trying to be sensible ahead of time. (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

Youth is wasted...on Ponce De Leon. (kamasushi@aol.com) No, that would be eluded.

Youth is wasted...and I wasted my youth getting wasted!! (steve_medel@oxy.com)

Youth is wasted...on those dudes over 40 who use all those youthful jibes to no avail. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COm)

Youth is wasted...but maturity is overrated. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Youth is wasted...then you discover HMO. Now adulthood is wasted too. (AnthrStupdSN@aol.com)

Youth is wasted...and so will their Social Security if President Bush gets his way! (ericray64@sbcglobal.net)

Youth is wasted...in the drive-by shootings in East L.A. (rimtruth@yahoo.com) Truthful, yes...but can we get more depressing?

Youth is wasted...in any given war. (ListenBucko@yahoo.com) I guess so.

Youth is wasted...on the Jung...joke on the Psychology Dept. website. (skibip@aol.com)

Youth is wasted...but not nearly as quickly as the dog's - Think about it, 5 dog years = 35 human years! (not2greedy69@aol.com)

Youth is wasted...and in today's world of fast food also waisted. (bjjtoff@tds.net; maxcel200@aol.com)

Youth is wasted...playing video games all day. (DOrr@jam.rr.com) Don't I know it.

Youth is wasted...refusing to listen to what adults tell you. then you get older and find out a lot of it was right... (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

Youth is wasted...whenever youth turns on Reality TV. (bobshush2@yahoo.com) Any age is wasted on that drivel.

Youth is wasted...adulthood is endured, and old age is savored. (tpanner@inorbit.com)

Youth is wasted... which explains my missing liquor cabinet key. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

Youth is wasted...and when you're old, they've got other names for it. (WJKbase@aol.com) I like to call it...social drinking. Hey, I'm socializing when I get online...sheesh!

Youth is wasted...duuude, shouldn't that be, like, are? (xodox3000@hotmail.com; astae@paonline.com)

Youth is wasted...and then you get a job. (DOrr@jam.rr.com)

Youth is wasted...sitting in front of the tube watching Pokémon. But watching Lost in Space, Johnny Quest, Speed Racer, the original Ultraman, now that was time well spent. (tpanner@inorbit.com) Hey, Ultraman ruled! Somewhere out there is a guy with the lobster claw monster costume on display in his house (which, by the way, was the absolute WORST Ultraman villain costume)...I don't want to ever meet that guy.

Youth is wasted... by all, except for the most steadfast of procrastinators. (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

Youth is wasted... on the Yuengling (and on the Michelob, Lowenbrau, and Molson's). (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

Well...I can think of two. Yes! Mine was not wasted!...

Youth is wasted...if you can't look back over your life and think of at least one thing that would have gotten you on Jerry Springer. (Rabdreadr@aol.com)