(updated 15 Aug 03) 

Practice what you...

Practice what you....do best...lie. (Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)

Practice what you can, otherwise just pretend to know what you're doing. (HollinsGirl76@aol.com)

Practice what you... claimed to be proficient at on your resume. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

Practice what you...can get away with, but preach against what you'd really like to try. (williemelmoth@aol.com) You mean what you'd really like to try...but no one will try with you, right?

Practice what you...already know and fake what you don't. (xslickdaddiex@aol.com)

Practice what you...know is the quickest route to the bathroom after too much to drink. (stargl@aol.com)

Practice what you...know you'll be good at later. Who is really going to use Quantum Physics anyway? (Jasmine640@aol.com)

Practice what you...bitch at other people about because you sure don't want to hear them complain to you about it. (watch4whales@yahoo.com) But when they are in their cars...I can't hear them at all.

Practice what you... are going to tell your wife after coming home late (trust me on this one). (rsherman@netplexgroup.com; steve_medel@oxy.com)

Practice what you...are already good at. Why look like an idiot? (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

Practice what you...try to teach your children, and your life will turn into a drab, wretched existence. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

But, you already knew that...

Practice what you...already know, because then practice is easy. (TenaciousFiend@yahoo.com)