(updated 15 Jan 03) 

Even the smallest person can...
(Suggested by JayHawkWDS@aol.com)

Even the smallest person can...be a big fool. (internutt9@aol.com)

Even the smallest person can...make millions in Hollywood, just ask Mini-Me. (steve_medel@oxy.com)

Even the smallest person can...pull an airplane farther than an elephant if he has 49 of his friends to help him. (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com) Thank God for the Fox network...otherwise we would NEVER have entertainment gems like this.

Even the smallest person can...can can. (cue the French music) (guitartexn@aol.com; junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Even the smallest person can...can be a giant in the land of fleas. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

Even the smallest person can...buy a flashy car to impress women. (kamasushi@aol.com)

Even the smallest person can...have big feet. (pandie76@hotmail.com)

Even the smallest person can...enhance her life with breast implants [SMACK!!] Jeez, honey, I didn't mean YOU, of course. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net) ...yeah, then WHO were you talking about, huh? <smack smack smack...>

Even the smallest person can...wreak havoc in a crowded elevator after eating a Taco Bell lunch. (JoyfulDjoy@aol.com)

Even the smallest person can... be 6'9" in a chat room. (WillyTheTunaFish@aol.com)

Even the smallest person can...look bigger at the beach with a well-positioned sock. (Internutt9@aol.com) Just don't get out of the water without double-checking for placement, colour-fastness, and shrinkage.

Even the smallest person can... annoy the hell out of everyone in that giant SUV. (StanYan1@aol.com)

What do you mean "your other arm's cold"...

Even the smallest person can... appreciate the unrealistic size of the mini-blankets airlines give out. (mistergee@earthlink.net)