(updated 15 Oct 05) 

Time flies when...
(Topic suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Time flies when...you're charged by the minute on a 1-900 call. (glacier68@comcast.net)

Time flies when... you throw a clock out the window. *puts down the Kindergartner's joke book and tries to be original* (manpretty@gmail.com)

Time flies when...you forget to hit the refresh button. ( Yeah, like this last time! ) (HerzogVon@aol.com) People...shall I remind you that we address this particular fact on the home page? Yes...scroll down...uh huh...you're ALMOST there. Okay...now. Ah....NOW you know why we NEVER update on time.

Time flies when...you swear you just put money in the meter and find a parking ticket on your windshield. (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

Time flies when...you're in the bathroom; to everyone else, it's an eternity. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

Time flies when...you fall asleep at work. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Time flies when...you go to the snack bar 2 minutes before the movie starts. (dorr@jam.rr.com)

Time flies when...you don't take your husband shopping with you. (SunnieSparklez@aol.com) But...who...will...hold my purse???

Time flies when...you accidentally insult some moron's wife and he knocks you into next week. (fbmarz@earthlink.net)

Time flies when...your vacation is almost over. (tphyll@aol.com; lacee7700@aol.com)

Time flies when...the mailman slips on the ice in my driveway, along with Newsweek and my phone bill. (MrglsJon@aol.com)

Time flies when...when you're a goldfish with five seconds of memory!!! (kyzka2@yahoo.com.au) Actually I read it was three...but who's to scwabble over TWO whole seconds?

Time flies when... you're alone playing The Sims. Admit it. (tainsam@aol.com)

Time flies when... it's a minute to post time and 45 old-timers are ahead of you in line for the $2 window at the OTB. (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

Time flies when...the hurricane hits the news stand. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Time flies when...you wake greeted by the following sentence, "Congratulations you've just woken up from the longest recorded coma in the history of mankind!!!" (kyzka2@yahoo.com.au)

Time flies when...you promise to take down the Christmas decorations in January and before you know it its October. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Time flies when... the kids are napping. (archerjoe@hotmail.com; ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Time flies when...you hit the snoozy bar on your alarm. fastest 10 minutes in the world (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) "Snoozy bar" is in fact the technical term for it that I've been using for years. Thank you for mentioning it...I didn't want to be the one to feel superior THIS time. ;)

Time flies when...your not in jail. (mychickenlips@aol.com)

Time flies when...you think they are lying about their billable hours. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

Time flies when...you promise your wife you'll be home after an hour at the sports bar with the guys. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com) Yes, there are two types of "mantime"...one when he tells you he will be "right home" and one when he computes how long it took him to do something FOR you.

Time flies... when time maggots mature (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

Time flies when...you're on Death Row. (By the way Warden, thanks for the computer!) (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Time flies when...the voices in your head entertain you with some peppy Elvis tunes. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Time flies when...my Mom's cooking turkey. so does siege. Mom doesn't spell so good ;) (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

Time flies when... they are in the Track and Field events of the Entomology Olympics. (murdoctor@aol.com)

Time flies when....the neighbor's in a tank top working on the flowers. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Time flies when...you're having rum. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

Dammit!...You promised not to tell...

Time flies when...you're having sex. Next thing you know, her husband's home! (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)