(updated 16 Sep 03) 

He who has a thousand friends...

He who has a thousand friends...just won the lottery. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com; murdoctor@aol.com)

He who has a thousand friends...must have at least 3 birthday gifts to buy every day. (DesyHand@aol.com)

He who has a thousand friends...STILL isn't going to get rich selling Amway. (TerriKlein@aol.com)

He who has a thousand friends...has a damn big buddy list. (stargl@aol.com; Cantw82paint@aol.com) Uh...you guys don't mind if I add you to it...do you??

He who has a thousand friends...is automatically qualified to run for Governor of California. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

He who has a thousand friends...has a thousand copies of the latest computer virus. (astae@paonline.com)

He who has a thousand friends... can't find a single one of them on moving day. (murdoctor@aol.com; rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

He who has a thousand friends...will probably be sued in the next month for online music swapping. (dstone73@bellsouth.net) Don't worry...chances are they will probably just sue your parents.

He who has a thousand friends...can't sneak into the adult video store without being seen. (astae@paonline.com)

He who has a thousand friends... on the payroll will soon wind up as broke as M.C. Hammer. (joseph.blevins@verizon.net; kamasushi@aol.com)

He who has a thousand Friends episodes is worse off than he who watches Star Trek. (handarazuur@hotmail.com)

He who has a thousand friends...had a bottle of One Island Dressing for each of them. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net) Hmmmm...be afraid, be very afraid...of MooseSpeak.

He who has a thousand friends...should never offer to buy "a round". (chefrandy@charter.net; gabriel_riley@yahoo.ca)

He who has a thousand friends...never has to worry about buying power tools. (spamalope@access4less.net)

Ben...J Lo...are you trying to tell us something??...

He who has a thousand friends...elopes. (seeker@vcoms.net)