(updated 17 Mar 03) 

There's no fool...

There's no fool...like the fool dropping their pants on Springer. (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)

There's no fool...like an old fool. but some of the young ones do a pretty good job at it. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

There's no fool...so you're saying I can finally tell my wife she was wrong?? (AnthrStupdSN@aol.com)

There's no fool...but we have a surplus of dumbasses. (dwarfmonk@yahoo.com)

There's no fool...who hasn't said, "I can beat that train across the tracks" and lost. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM) And that fool's picture is probably on rotten.com.

There's no fool... as big as the first guy to put a 3-penny nail piercing in his privates. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

There's no fool...like me. At least according to my wife. (mcsestretch@hotmail.com)

There's no fool...like a fool who wastes his life writing for humor websites. Uh oh. (bj.mills@excite.com) Hmmmm...good thing this isn't one of them, huh? ;)

There's no fool... like the fool who buys a woman who's been married nine times a diamond ring. (Blazinice6@aol.com)

There's no fool...ing anyone with an IQ over that of a rotten turnip that those 'reality shows' aren't fixed. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net) What are you trying to tell us??? You mean they actually act that badly WITH scripts??

There's no fool... that Mr. T doesn't pity. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

There's no fool...until you add alcohol. (seeker@vcoms.net)

What do you mean "chick"?...I bet there were a whole bunch of them kicking themselves over this...

There's no fool...like the chick in high school who told Bill Gates "It's either the computers or me......" (samuraikc2002@aol.com)