(updated 18 Apr 03) 

Water, water everywhere...

Water, water everywhere...sounds like a good place to lead a horse to..if I could just get him to drink. (Baitsmotel@aol.com)

Water, water everywhere...Noah's first poem after the big flood. (jeriandgeo@aol.com)

Water, water everywhere...you're not in the Twilight Zone, you're in an AA bar. (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Water, water everywhere...except at MY table (where is that bitch waitress?). (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Water, water everywhere... we need five college girls, white T-shirts, and a six pack! (hunterj@iwon.com) Is this one of those math things where we have to divide the beers?

Water, water everywhere...guess my wife wasn't joking when she said "It's time!" (kamasushi@aol.com)

Water, water everywhere...I just knew I shouldn't have let that kid have a glass of water before going to bed. (winterbatz@aol.com)

Water, water everywhere...famous last words of the Captain of the Titanic. (imwednesdayaddams@yahoo.com)

Water, water everywhere...and not a single shot of Vodka in the house. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com) Hanging out with Nitramxxx again?

Water, water everywhere...unfortunately we are in Mexico. (madavis62@alltel.net)

Water, water everywhere...and they told me that it was prime real estate! (tomcnagy@hotmail.com)

Water, water everywhere...is music to a plumber's ears. (lacee7700@aol.com)

Water, water everywhere... that's why they get mad when you don't put the toilet seat back down. (StanYan1@aol.com)

Water, water everywhere...usually means its time for Depends. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

Water, water everywhere...I KNEW we should've kept the cat off the waterbed! (craigieb@aol.com; Ttifranks9@aol.com) I would say something about a wet...oh nevermind...that would be too easy.

Water, water everywhere...cause "Mr.Handyman" thought he could fix the kitchen sink himself. (Cheez412@aol.com)

Water, water everywhere...but people still spend money on bottles with fancy labels. (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)

I hate to break it to you...but he already did...

Water, water everywhere... but for God's sake don't let Costner make a movie about it. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)