(updated 18 Jun 04) 

When a body meets a...
(Topic suggested by VxAnthraX@aol.com)

When a body meets a...sidewalk, it rarely bounces. (scalpel@aol.com)

When a body meets a...coroner that's a bad sign. (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

When a body meets a...car carrying someone who looks suspiciously like your mother in law, at the light 2 blocks from your house and there's a large suitcase strapped to the roof, it's either a good time to trade the 6 pack you intended to buy, for a keg, or skip the beer altogether and go straight to Malt Whiskey... (agapeagent@yahoo.com)

When a body meets a...steemy doba nehw, you get a pretty poor palindrome. (Seeker@vcoms.net) Uh, yeah...BUT it is our first palindrome reference that I can remember.

When a body meets a...body, it's hardly ever in a rye field. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

When a body meets a...bag, you're either having sex or dead. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

When a body meets a whip, pain turns into pleasure. (tattereddreamz@aol.com)

When a body meets a...grille, that's how you get road kill. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

When a body meets a...body and you don't use any type of birth control, you may create an entirely new body. (davidgotribe@aol.com) We're not just a comedy website, we're also a public service announcement.

When a body meets a...pool full of water, horizontally, someone's gonna be hurtin'. (not2greedy69@aol.com)

When a body meets a...hooker, be sure it's not a cop (fparsons@yahoo.com)

When a body meets a...body, coming through the bushes, it's usually a mugger. (chharget@aol.com)

When a body meets a... truck it's always bad for the body. (CoyPsyche@aol.com)

When a body meets a...nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? (william.fishburne@verizon.net) Hmmm...what would life have been like without Monty Python?

When a body meets a...cold body of water, shrinkage is bound to happen. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

When a body meets a...loan collector named Guido, expect to be in the hospital for the next month. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

When a body meets a... 12 pack & a couple other bodies, body becomes super funny and undeniably sexy. (CoyPsyche@aol.com)

When a body meets a...body, the insurance rates go up. (thdc178@aol.com)

When a body meets a...beach after falling from an airplane it makes quite an impression. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com) Ah...a "wry" sense of wit here.

When a body meets a...fast moving train, the train wins! (pjb1671@netscape.net)

When a body meets a... bumper, the right of way of the pedestrian become moot. (Joker@TheKidders.com)

I guess this proves that Jenny is indeed "seldom dry"...

When a body meets a... barroom floor you know that it has previously been goin' through an entire bottle of rye. (Brenn53@aol.com)