(updated 18 Nov 05) 

Better to have loved and lost...
(Suggested by chharget@aol.com)

Better to have loved and lost... then to have been indifferent and tied. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

Better to have loved and lost...but "Lost" is the better TV show. (monacof@bellsouth.net)

Better to have loved and lost...than to have won their hand in marriage. (tackajoey@aol.com) Most people aren't after the "hand" when they marry...they coulda stayed single for that.

Better to have loved and lost...than to have missed completely that Internet game of Texas Hold 'em, on your honeymoon. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Better to have loved and lost...a short person than never have loved a'tall. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Better to have loved and lost...your virginity than to die a virgin. (pjb1671@yahoo.com; DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Better to have loved and lost...than to never have lust at all. Oh! Did you say "lost?" (topsquark@yahoo.com)

Better to have loved and lost...than to be saddled with 'em for life! (Rabdreadr@aol.com) What...you don't like her riding your ass all day?

Better to have loved and lost...than to spend your nights trolling the red-light district, searching in vain for someone who looks a lot like your sister. (Kamasushi@gmail.com) Uhhhhhhhh....

Better to have loved and lost... unless you're an onanist. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

Better to have loved and lost...your pants jumping out the window as her husband came home. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

Better to have loved and lost...then to lose half of your stuff 10 years after the marriage to the b*tch who sucked the life out of your from day 1. (hoosierdaddy0827@aol.com)

Better to have loved and lost... Fifty Bucks than never to have loved at all... (lilfishjean@comcast.net)

Better to have loved and lost...than to have played Stratego and lost. God, that pisses me off. (tpanner@hotmail.com) I think this is our first "Stratego" entry ever...can the first "Pop Tart" one be far behind?

Better to have loved and lost...Oh - like they're not exactly the same thing? (humorlessoffline@aol.com)

Better to have loved and lost....than to have won and never know what she was like in the sack. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Better to have loved and lost... than to be stuck with endless piles of dirty dishes and laundry and never getting out of the house for thirty years. (AuntShecky711@aol.com) Hey...I hate it when one of my personalities gets out at nite and types up entries.

Better to have loved and lost...is a distant second to having loved and won! (skibip@aol.com)

Better to have loved and lost...than to love and 'won' a long painful sexless nag-athon marriage. (Yes. My 'fake' email address is to protect me from my wife.) (killmenow@deathisgood.com) Worse even yet than one of my personalities typing entries...is my husband sending his in.

Better to have loved and lost...the memory, cause it will only depress you (phil82@blueyonder.co.uk)

Better to have loved and lost... than to have won and had to keep her. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Better to have loved and lost...her phone number, because when you were sober the next morning, she was a lot uglier. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com) Yeah...well it wasn't her right phone number anyway, as you were a lot uglier, too.

Better to have loved and lost...the engagement ring, because then he'll buy you a BIGGER one! God help me, sometimes guilt is great! (wedrixe@netscape.net)

Better to have loved and lost...than remembering where you left her. (nstn@statefarm.com)

Better to have loved and lost...the creep than to loose your shirt in a divorce court. (WJKbase@aol.com)

But chances are if I find it first...it will end up being a Tweak prize...

Better to have loved and lost...the tape, lest it show up on the Internet. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)