(updated 19 Dec 05) 

If you play with fire...
(Suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

If you play with fire...don't tell your insurance agent. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

If you play with fire...it's because you precursed your demonstration with "Lemme show ya somethin'!" (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com) ...such as...

If you play with fire...you'd better not fart. (dennisilvr@aol.com)

If you play with fire...you can always get one of those spray-on hair kits from Ronco. (strontium901@juno.com)

If you play with fire...you're much more likely to meet sexy, hot firemen. (hunkafunk@hotmail.com) Let me guess what you do for a living.

If you play with Fire...you may not have enough money left to get a lapdance from Ice. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

If you play with fire...I'm gonna get my marshmallow's ready. (sis15oktt@aol.com)

If you play with fire...you'll have no trouble getting work with the circus. (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

If you play with fire...for God's sake, get the "Ready" and "Aim" parts down first. (stigg@cs.com)

If you play with fire...Mr. Joel might write a song about it with really annoying lyrics. (Kamasushi@gmail.com) Look everyone...a Billy Joel entry that doesn't mention anything about his driving...so it CAN be done!

If you play with fire...you're gonna get Trumped. (DeepThought07@aol.com)

If you play with fire...you can do a really rife anagram. (maxcel200@aol.com)

If you play with fire...can I give you an address to go "play" at? (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

If you play with fire...crackers and frogs, you're sick. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com) But firecrackers IN frogs is even sicker.

If you play with fire...it sounds like you've found the perfect match. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

If you play with fire...earth and wind will expect equal time. (shep@compascable.net)

If you play with fire... you can't blame it on Beavis and Butthead anymore. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

If you play with fire...don't come crying to me about your insurance rates. (skibip@aol.com)

If you play with fire...you could wind up making an ash of yourself. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Well, water ya expect? (Yes, I know it's a horrid pun...but I never said I was good at them.)...

If you play with fire...you might get hosed. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)