(updated 19 Jun 03) 

Honesty is the best...

Honesty is the best... way to get your face slapped. (murdoctor@aol.com; edberger@aol.com)

Honesty is the best...way to lose an election. (lance-a-bit@hotmail.com; bettee56boop@aol.com)

Honesty is the best... ..way to get yourself thrown out of the house. (Example: "Honey, I had an affair that you never would have found out about, but it's over now, and I wanted to be perfectly honest with you from now on.") (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

Honesty is the best...ooo wait... I think I already lied somewhere there... (Lanawrocki@aol.com)

Honesty is the best...way to go when the law pulls you over. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com) Yeah, the best way to go to jail.

Honesty is the best...form of birth control. (It WILL NOT get you laid) (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

Honesty is the best...thing about any movie directed by Alan Smithee. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Honesty is the best...way to get fired from a used car dealership. (DesyHand@aol.com) I thought dressing nicely was.

Honesty is the best...Billy Joel song that starts with the letter H. (Georges101@aol.com)

Honesty is the best policy....when all other options have been exhausted. (BPaul317@aol.com; reidayork@aol.com)

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. (MedCheryl@aol.com) And you're out in less time, too.

Honesty is the best... anagram of "tone-shy". (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

Honesty is the best...way to achieve complete and total awkward silence. (LDAhome@aol.com)

Honesty is the best... word I can play with these frickin' Scrabble® letters (dannyboy4343@aol.com)

Honesty is the best...but try Hope or Chastity if the brothel says she's busy. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

Yes, rule #1...never divulge your sources...or the fact your stories are made up...

Honesty is the best policy...unless you're a reporter at The New York Times. (MedCheryl@aol.com)