(updated 19 Nov 03) 

When life hands you lemons...
(Topic suggested by dzed68@yahoo.com)

When life hands you lemons...PUCKER UP, BABY! (Pootybrew@earthlink.net; junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

When life hands you lemons...hope they're three across for a jackpot. (airfarcewon@aol.com)

When life hands you lemons...be thankful it wasn't sh@t!!!!! (dzed68@yahoo.com; chharget@aol.com)

When life hands you lemons...open a used car lot. (BikeMike101@hotmail.com; GerriHan65@aol.com)

When life hands you lemons... squeeze 'em, add vodka, and get pickled. (pinny151@aol.com) I think you almost have all the food groups there.

When life hands you lemons...it's time to stop buying American cars. (williemelmoth@aol.com)

When life hands you lemons... it's generally after you've gotten a bunch of paper cuts on your hands. (StanYan1@aol.com)

When life hands you lemons...Call the ACLU, I'm sure there's a law suit there somewhere, maybe even a book deal. (astae@paonline.com)

When life hands you lemons...remember that all you need is a mouthful. (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

When life hands you lemons... build a stand, make some lemonade and then let your child sit outside on a hot day to make a little change. Hey, he's gotta start pulling his own weight sooner or later. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com) ME make some lemonade...uh...I think not...that's why I had kids.

When life hands you lemons...throw them at the idiot that suggested making lemonade. (HollinsGirl76@aol.com; trint@light-spark.com)

When life hands you lemons...plastic surgery can make them melons. (Aliciav29@aol.com)

You want weak...wait 'til you see the TOTW prize coming up...

When life hands you lemons...it's a pretty weak promotion for subscribing to their magazine. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)