(updated 19 Nov 04) 

...try, try again.
(Topic suggested by chharget@aol.com)

If you don't win the lottery with your first ticket...try, try again. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

If you are solving a crossword puzzle, and the clue for the five-letter word is "repeated"...try, try "again". (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

If at first they are acquitted...try, try again. (stegasp@hotmail.com)

In the immortal words of Jefferson Davis: If at first you don't secede...try, try again. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

If your entry doesn't make it...try, try again. (archerjoe@hotmail.com; bonzo7@yahoo.com)

What you say to your toddler as you potty train...try, try again. (marymarg27608@yahoo.com) ...or your husband when he tries to "help" you around the house.

If at first you don't convict...try, try again. (atwright73@yahoo.com; ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

If the first, second or third marriage doesn't take should one ...try, try again. (jenalt2001@yahoo.com)

Told you that you should have used Viagra...try, try again. (KittysKorner70@aol.com)

THANK GOD the election commercials are over! Now they don't have to try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try...try, try again. (crayzeeaj@hotmail.com) Well, not until about two years from now when they start all over again.

Never take the advice of a lawyer paid by the hour who says, "...try, try again." (chharget@aol.com)

If you can't get a dang signal on your cellphone, move a foot to the left and...try, try again. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

If the parachute doesn't open, learn to play the harp or ...try, try again. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Girlfriend wears a 4-hook bra...try, try again. (SPTirish@aol.com)

If at first you don't conceive, then....try, try again. (WJKbase@aol.com)

When my husband's fails at pissing me off he will just...try, try again. (Lil0kimie@aol.com)

The life story of Ralph Nader...try, try again. (dorr@jam.rr.com)

If you're using dialup...try, try again. (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

Trying to find the bulb that burnt out your string of holiday lights...try, try again. (SPTirish@aol.com)

Yes...I am soooo sure they are "Sorry" about it, too...

Every Cola contest top tells you...try, try again. (dorr@jam.rr.com)