(updated 20 May 03) 

There's a fine line...

There's a fine line...But botox can take care of that. (tragediadivina@aol.com; Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

There's a fine line...on the mirror in Whitney Houston's dressing room. (flynnkj19@aol.com)

There's a fine line...that dances at Radio City Music Hall. (bchbms99@aol.com)

There's a fine line...outside the "New Three Stooges" casting office that only stretches a couple of blocks as opposed to the Howard Line, which runs from the Loop to Evanston. (HerzogVon@aol.com) Yeah, right, like any real movie has ever been shot in Illinois.

There's a fine line...between a politician and a prostitute. They both screw other people for money. (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

There's a fine line....that the caught counterfeiters can't get perfect. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

There's a fine line...between living dangerously and frying bacon in the nude. (stjarna55@hotmail.com)

There's a fine line... that refuses to be swept into the dustpan. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com) That is why the rug was invented.

There's a fine line...up of programing we have for you this evening immediately following these messages, so stay tuned! (HerzogVon@aol.com)

There's a fine line...if you're willing to pay for the upgrade to your current line. Trust us. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

There's a fine line...and then there's a wrinkle. "Mature" models get "fine lines"; the rest of us old gals get wrinkles. (TerriKlein@aol.com)

There's a fine line...in every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com) Okay smartie, quote a good one from "Kindergarten Cop".

There's a fine line... that will pick up Heidi Klum. Wish I knew it. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

There's a fine line... in the crack of the ass of a girl wearing a thong bathing suit. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

There's a fine line...between sanity and insanity, and I just got pushed over the border. (Katt374@aol.com)

There's a fine line...between Love and stalking. The protection order usually states 100 yards. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

There's a fine line...between dreading a spanking when you're 8 and asking for one when you're 28. (deguwright@aol.com)

There's a fine line...under the nipple of every boob job (konopelli@hotmail.com)

The line-walking isn't so bad, it's that damned "breathalyzer" in the back seat afterwards I dread...

There's a fine line... between being sober and not, and the cop makes you walk it. (SSCompose@aol.com)