(updated 21 Feb 03) 

It's not the heat...

It's not the heat...it's that warm fuzzy felling you get when you spin around a computer chair. (Jasmine640@aol.com) It's just not fair - the only feeling I ever got when I spun around was nausea.

It's not the heat... you're just going through menopause. (y2patton@yahoo.com; )

It's not the Heat...that's going to the NBA Playoffs. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

It's not the heat...of the honeymoon, it's two cool heads that make a marriage last. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM) And your point is?

It's not the heat...that bothers me. It's the broken AC unit. (RasGold@aol.com)

It's not the heat...that's causing your company to fan themselves. It's the fact you took your shoes off. (lacee7700@aol.com)

It's not the heat... it's your fur covered body. (jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com) Must be Robin Williams' wife who sent this one in.

It's not the heat...I always sweat like a pig and seizure when I am cold..dumb a@@. (YellwRoseOfTx@hotmail.com)

It's not the Heat...hrow Airport that makes people want to come to London. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

It's not the heat...er making all that noise; Gramps and Gramma are "at it" again. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net) Thank you for that visual which will now be stuck in my head all damn weekend.

It's not the heat...it's the tomcats that get kitty pregnant. (corabelle@comic.com)

It's not the heat... that keeps me out of the kitchen. My family has requested it. (Cantw82paint@aol.com)

Well, you could always start doing some good deeds to get into Heaven...such as donating money to a worthy cause...like HMO!...

It's not the heat...it's the thought of spending eternity with my Mother In-Law that turns me off to the whole Hell idea. (AnthrStupdSN@aol.com)