(updated 22 Jan 05) 

...and not a drop to drink.
(Topic suggested by tpanner@inorbit.com)

What a bummer - I finally finish up my 12-step program, I want to celebrate,...and not a drop to drink. (jd8375@msn.com)

The way you've been judging this lately, I hope you have twelve pounds of salted peanuts for dinner...and not a drop to drink. (How's that for channeling?) (HerzogVon@aol.com) Bad thing is...I'm allergic to peanuts...sorry.

"Water water everywhere", said the castaway looking at the ocean...and not a drop to drink. (DOrr@jam.rr.com)

Courtney Love is on the wagon again! She only had 16 amphetamines...and not a drop to drink. (MrsMikeyDee@aol.com)

Bad baby! That's a spot of spilled sulphuric acid...and not a drop to drink. (HerzogVon@aol.com) Well, can't argue...this is definitely off-the-wall.

My Grandma still has her ax form the days of Prohibition, on which she wrote: Alcohol barrel opener ...and not a drop to drink (SPTirish@aol.com)

I just finished a whole box of Premium Saltines, then I opened my thermos...and not a drop to drink. (tpanner@inorbit.com)

[To be read backwards, Captain.] Drop you'll what likely is knot a...and not a drop to drink. (HerzogVon@aol.com) Uh...methinks someone had more than a DROP to drink. ;)

Do not drink and drive, you will hit a bump, spill your drink, then you will be left with a big mess...and not a drop to drink. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Those damn Mormon parties! Never enough to eat...and not a drop to drink. (BRE727@aol.com)

Living in the Bible Belt of Alabama on a Sunday ...and not a drop to drink. (steve_medel@oxy.com) You know what they say...preparation, preparation, preparation.

Definition of Hell: Finals week...and not a drop to drink. (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

Waiters waiters everywhere ...and not a drop to drink. (DaJakAiss@optonline.net) You've been there, too, huh?

Damn, my mother-in-law's on her way and there's...and not a drop to drink. (Rabdreadr@aol.com)

I swear officer, I ate 15 baskets of beer-battered onion rings ...and not a drop to drink. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com) Hey, bet this excuse would work in at least three states.

Arrive at your alcoholic friends' keg party one hour late...and not a drop to drink. (lacee7700@aol.com)

And water...'cause ya know what fish do in it...

WC Fields avoided movies with animals and children ...and not a drop to drink. (atwright73@yahoo.com)