(updated 22 Jul 03) 

Another day, another...

Another day, another...lie you have to tell your wife for why you came home late from work. (kricklek@aol.com)

Another day, another...Democratic hopeful joins the field (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)

Another day, another... 4.2 hours to work to cover federal, state and sales taxes. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

Another day, another... torturous existence. (puckcontroller@yahoo.com) Yours...or because of you?

Another day, another...million dollars (applies to Bill Gates only). (yankee1nfidel@aol.com; genebujold@yahoo.com)

Another day, another...jerk in front of me in traffic. (jeriandgeo@aol.com)

Another day, another...job application! Man, I'm getting tired of this. (e-merlin@sio.midco.net)

Another day, another...dollar, and in 475 days, I'll be able to pay this month's rent! (alohacat@mindspring.com)

Another day, another dollar...yours free if you attend our 90 minute timeshare presentation! (fmurray@usermail.com) Hey, but they'll put you up in a mediocre hotel while they're back at your house taking all your good stuff.

Another day, another... 16 calls from telemarketers. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Another day, another...bill. (TenaciousFiend@yahoo.com)

Another day, another... chance to see women in naughty lingerie. [It's the only reason to get outta bed, somedays....] (rockitower@aol.com)

Another day, another...12 hours spent online instead of raising my children. (dollface8689@yahoo.com) Uh...do I KNOW you??

Another day, another... week in dog years. (puckcontroller@yahoo.com)

Another day, another instance of George "Dubya" Bush mispronouncing the word "nuclear". (trekmeister@conwaycorp.net)

Another day, another...cardigan I can knit from the hair clogging my shower drain. (flaubert@knology.net)

Another day, another... dollar. If you make clothes for Kathie Lee Gifford. (tainsam@aol.com)

Georgia teacher, huh?...Okay, you earned this one...

Another day, another--Wow, look at that butterfly. Oooh, and a lizard. Wait little lizard, don't run away! Damn. Hmmm, now what was I doing? Another day, another.... Ritalin. (ga_teacher2002@yahoo.com)