(updated 23 Aug 03) 

Those who live in glass houses...
(Topic suggested by SSilverDolphin9@aol.com)

Those who live in glass houses...are probably exhibitionists. (Fonzee66@aol.com; SevenButterflies@hotmail.com)

Those who live in glass houses...live paneful lives. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net) Just as it "paned" me to read this entry? ;)

Those who live in glass houses... are called "fish." (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

Those who live in glass houses... are constantly bruised from running into the walls. (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

Those who live in glass houses...can at least SEE their roach problems. (strollo5@aol.com)

Those who live in glass houses...are homeless after a hailstorm. (thayes36@cfl.rr.com)

Those who live in glass houses...are always looking for a truckload sale on "Windex". (jd8375@msn.com)

Those who live in glass houses... are always wondering if it's half empty or half full. (murdoctor@aol.com)

Those who live in glass houses...make it really easy for burglars. (stjarna67@yahoo.com)

Those who live in glass houses...can't very well hide from Jehovah's Witnesses when they come a 'knockin'. (lhill@maguiregroup.com; borkat@aol.com)

Those who live in glass houses... shouldn't buy real estate on Ebay while they're drunk. (joseph.blevins@verizon.net) Well, I do know a lot of people who swear they can "see more clearly" after a couple.

Those who live in glass houses...should not walk around in the nude. Someone may throw stones. (lacee7700@aol.com)

Those who live in glass houses...should seduce the neighbor's wife at HIS house. (mrdelbo@earthlink.net)

Those who live in glass houses... have one heck of an electric bill during the summer. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com; Omegamagezero@aol.com)

Those who live in glass houses...never tire of watching the birds hit it. (n_zukowski@hotmail.com)

Those who live in glass houses...are popular with the neighbors. (TenaciousFiend@yahoo.com)

Those who live in glass houses...should build a fence at least a stone's throw away. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Those who live in glass houses... better not try to nail any picture hooks into the walls. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com) What's the matter...you never saw those stupid "sticky hanger" things for sale on TV at 3:00 a.m.?

Those who live in glass houses...should not invite opera singers to entertain at their parties. (MrglsJon@aol.com; HollinsGirl76@aol.com)

Those who live in glass houses worry about "streaking". (borkat@aol.com; thyde550@charter.net)

Those who live in glass houses...better be quick change artists. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Those who live in glass houses...should not be surprised when they are displayed on the Internet having sex. (ga_teacher2002@yahoo.com) Chances are...they were the ones who set the cameras up to start with.

Those who live in glass houses...always get mad when they see me in the trees. (scalpel@aol.com)

Or "Are you done yet?"...

Those who live in glass houses... don't have to yell through the bathroom door to ask things like "What are you doin' in there?" (stjarna67@yahoo.com)