(updated 23 Aug 04) 

Never have so many owed so much...
(Topic suggested by ccharget@aol.com)

Never have so many owed so much...never have so many had their legs broken. (xodox3000@hotmail.com)

Never have so many owed so much...as Donald Trump. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Never have so many owed so much... since the invention of the credit card. (murdoctor@aol.com)

Never have so many owed so much...(That pretty much sums it up.) (SPTirish@aol.com)

Never have so many owed so much... to the degradation of the airwaves as today's "musicians". (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Never have so many owed so much... & had to fend off so many offers to extend their credit so often! (CoyPsyche@aol.com) Congratualtions...you owe us $17,000 already - but you are such a good customer we're doubling your limit. So, go forth and multiply!

Never have so many owed so much...to the guy who discovered that a chemical could give a man an erection. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

Never have so many owed so much...while consumer confidence was so low. (farmermaslen@hotmail.com)

Never have so many owed so much...but as parents we are never going to collect. (Rabdreadr@aol.com) See below.

Never have so many owed so much...as after University. (leafs_fan02@hotmail.com) See above.

Never have so many owed so much...True or False? If you answered "True", press "Enter" for the name of a bankruptcy lawyer in your area. (pjb1671@netscape.net)

Never have so many owed so much...since you discovered that Grandma forgot to return a library book borrowed in 1922. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

Never have so many owed so much... as they do at the gas pumps now. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Never have so many owed so much... than after the unfortunate incident in which the Overeaters Anonymous meeting was held next door to a Dunkin' Donuts. (joseph.blevins@verizon.net) Oh suuuure...just torment me with yummy Dunkin' Donuts...while here I sit in the land of Krappy...er...Krispy Kreme, you monster, you!

Never have so many owed so much...in property taxes. Welcome to Long Island. (not2greedy69@aol.com)

Never have so many owed so much...to prevent certain embarrassing photos taken at a DNC after party from coming to light. (chharget@aol.com) Just two questions for you: How much did you have to pay...and can we use them for PhotoLaughs?

Never have so many owed so much...that their very soul is all that's left for collateral. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

Never have so many owed so much...New Motto for the IRS. (ehross@aol.com)

Never have so many owed so much... .. said the CEO of MasterCard with an evil gleam in his eye as he wiped the drool off his chin. (Mahoney_Chris@hotmail.com)

Never have so many owed so much...and haven't been able to make the payments. (DJTonyR@aol.com)

Never have so many owed so much...for so little in California real estate. (mychickenlips@aol.com)

Never have so many owed so much... As when they have a TV set delivered from a "rent-to-own" joint. (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

Never have so many owed so much...who make so little. (Kalcheff96@aol.com)

MasterCard's new truth in advertising campaign?...

Never have so many owed so much...with money they don't have, on things they don't need, to impress people they don't like. (maxcel200@aol.com)