(updated 24 May 05) 

There are two sides to...
(Topic suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

There are two sides to... every politician's face when he's talking. (archerjoe@hotmail.com; stan@squidworks.com)

There are two sides to...the burnt pancake so you give the burned side down one to your spouse. (dorr@jam.rr.com)

There are two sides to... every contract. Minus a third for the lawyer. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

There are two sides to...a bra, but good luck finding one that fits both. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) I won't explain it to them if they ask...don't worry.

There are two sides to...a produce bag, and one is SUPPOSED to open! (lacee7700@aol.com)

There are two sides to...an argument her's and her mother's. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

There are two sides to...every schizophrenic. (thereinlies@aol.com)

There are two sides to...an Oreo cookie, but the middle is the best. (lacee7700@aol.com) Uh...if you say so. I still could never bring myself to eat those things.

There are two sides to... a slice of bread with peanut butter but guess which side lands on the carpet? (archerjoe@hotmail.com; thereinlies@aol.com)

There are two sides to...a triangle ! The inside and the outside....duh !!! (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

There are two sides to...the street and why do the British drive on the wrong side of it? (dorr@jam.rr.com) It's probably because some dumbass put the steering wheel on the wrong side.

There are two sides to...every sod block, you idiot, and the roots sides are supposed to go DOWN. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

There are two sides to...every marriage, yet I still find a way to lose every argument. (moxham4@hotmail.com)

There are two sides to... every LP - something you youngsters know absolutely nothing about. (atwright73@yahoo.com; HerzogVon@aol.com)

There are two sides to...every pair of underwear, so you can wear them twice! (ALazyWhiteBoy@aol.com) You will one day make a "terrific" husband.

There are two sides to...every request for a three-way. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

There are two sides to...every KFC dinner. (Airfarcewon@aol.com; fishjean@sonic.net)

There are two sides to...every freeway: the one that's moving and the one I'm stuck in. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Hey...no one ever said HMO wasn't educational...well...uh...they might have typed it...but I swear I never HEARD it...

There are two sides to...every Mobius Strip. -Wait a second..... (Electronicwaffle@yahoo.com; old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)