(updated 25 Mar 03) 

Too many cooks...

Too many cooks..no doubt was Anna Nicole's problem. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Too many cooks...too little thyme. (imwednesdayaddams@yahoo.com; KANNi8LKL0wN@aol.com)

Too many cooks...CAN'T!! (chefrandy@charter.net) Isn't that why "cocktail hour" was invented?

Too many cooks...can spoil the weight watchers convention. (skibip@aol.com)

Too many cooks...think they can beat the Iron Chef. (e-merlin@sio.midco.net)

Too many cooks...is my wife and mother-in-law in the same kitchen. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

Too many cooks...are writing recipe books that sacrifice taste for how something looks. (shlpr9@hotmail.com) Yes, never judge a book by its cover...or any glossy photo inside.

Too many cooks...appear on television nowadays. (bj.mills@excite.com)

Too many cooks...don't wash after using the restroom. (DaJakAiss@aol.com)

Too many cooks...misunderstand The Cockney Chef. Our station gets thousands of angry calls every time we try to air his recipe for Cock-a-leekie. (TerriKlein@aol.com)

Too many cooks...spit in your food. (stargzrmt@hotmail.com)

Too many cooks... spoil a porn movie... OH, "cooks"... (StanYan1@aol.com) Apparently you are one of the callers to TerriKlein's station.

Too many cooks...but enough about Oprah's personal home staff. (kamasushi@aol.com)

Too many cooks...cook from scratch..and I just wonder where they scratch! (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Too many cooks...make it difficult to find a place to hold the Cook family reunion. (L1061S@go.com)

"Betty Crocker"..."what a crock"....hmmmm....coincidence?

Too many cooks...say I'm wrong when I tell them, "opening a package and stirring constantly, is COOKING!" (Cantw82paint@aol.com)