(updated 25 Mar 05) 

Money makes the...
(Topic suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Money makes the...best aphrodisiac. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com; bjjtoff@tds.net)

Money makes the...heart grow fonder. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com; paracletus3@eathlink.net)

Money makes the... majority of the lyrics to the theme to 'The Apprentice'. (atwright73@yahoo.com)

Money makes the...pain go away after an accident. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com) I think that would be more money than what I got when that girl rear-ended me...a LOT more.

Money makes the...wife younger. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

Money makes the...butt smaller and boobs bigger. (raefunnycrackpot@yahoo.com)

Money makes the will get longer. (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

Money makes the... mattress crinkle. (rockitower@aol.com)

Money makes the...buildings go up, but in Donald Trump's case they mysteriously seem to go up anyway. (tpanner@inorbit.com) Yep...him and Iacocca - what is with that???

Money makes the man... if the man makes the money. (B1uJean51@aol.com)

Money makes the...most beautiful young hottie stick with an ugly bald old fat guy. (thereinlies@aol.com; steve_medel@oxy.com)

Money makes the... relatives you haven't seen in a long time suddenly call and ask if you remember them. (dart270@geocities.com)

Money makes the...list of things I'll never have. (scalpel@aol.com)

Money makes the...good looking ladies ignore what a dork I--errr--you are. (jdcoops3@aol.com)

Money makes the... politician drool. It's a Pavlov thing. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

Money makes the...limo driver wait around all night while you get blind, stinking druck at the night club. (tpanner@inorbit.com) Oh look...an entry from Whitney Houston...and I think the word you are looking for is "drunk"....sheesh...amateurs!

Money makes the...police go round...up, someone else. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Money makes the...lap dancers jiggle more. (wintermaza@hotmail.com)

Money makes the...hotel manager understand that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. (tpanner@inorbit.com)

Money makes the...worst rolling paper. (ListenBucko@yahoo.com) Silly you - not the coins.

Money makes the...drudgery and absolutely gross inconvenience of work somewhat worth it. (WJKbase@aol.com)

Money makes the... girls go down. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com; thereinlies@aol.com)

Money makes the... nightclub circuit, still singing "Two Tickets To Paradise." (rsherman@netplexgroup.com) You win the most obscure "money" reference this time around. No extra Rat's Asses - and damn...we know your age now. ;)

Money makes the...defendant not guilty. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

And if he's really rich...he's probably being pursued by Anna Nicole Smith...

Money makes the...man eccentric instead of crazy. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)