(updated 25 Sep 03)
The road to Hell...
The road to Hell...probably will get you there if you want it to. (email@example.com)
The road to Hell...is far more interesting than any stinking Stairway. (firstname.lastname@example.org) I believe this just might be our first Led Zeppelinesque entry.
The road to Hell... will be full of senior citizens driving at 35 mph with their left turn signals blinking. (email@example.com)
The road to Hell aka "the hallway that leads to 3:00 PM carpool" might as well be Pamplona on Running of the Bulls day when the 2:55 bell rings. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Think about it: The road to Hell...is paved with bad intentions, too! (email@example.com)
The road to Hell... is gridlocked, full of road ragers, and your radio is set to "Fran Drescher, Live". (Autumneagl@yahoo.com)
The road to Hell...is not "The Road Less Traveled".. (BPaul317@aol.com)
The road to Hell...ends at Dick Clark's home, how else do you explain his youthful appearance....(firstname.lastname@example.org) Uh...he's an alien??
The road to Hell...is bumper to bumper with lawyers. (Georges101@aol.com)
The road to Hell...looks a lot like a two-dollar buffet at 3:00 AM in Vegas. (email@example.com)
The road to Hell...is Route 666. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The road to Hell...Hope, Crosby & Dorothy Lamour reunite in the afterlife for a wacky comedy with fire, brimstone and eternal damnation. (email@example.com) No, I'm not insinuating Bob Hope is burning in Hell...those of you who don't know the old"Road" movies may now retract your hate mail to me.
The road to Hell... is a fairly good description of my morning commute. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The road to Hell...is all downhill. (BPaul317@aol.com; email@example.com)
The road to Hell...is so hot, you can fry an egg on it. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)
The road to Hell...begins at the alter. (firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com)
And you thought morning DJs were obnoxious here among the living...
The road to Hell...has a thirty-minute delay this morning, due to an eight-handbasket pile-up in the right lane. (TerriKlein@aol.com)