(updated 26 Apr 03) 

Early to bed...

Early to bed...early to "rise", if you know what I mean. (stonguy@bellsouth.net)

Early to bed...Spinning head....I guess I'll puke now...And end this dread! (JustBNAclown@aol.com)

Early to bed...means lying awake until my real bedtime. (edberger@aol.com) Yes, I know this one all too well.

Early to bed...then you can sneak out of her house before the sun comes up. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Early to bed... means you are an old fart... (jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com)

Early to bed...means you've seen every old movie on television. (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

Early to bed...you need to get a life! (e-marlon@sio.midco.net; Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

Early to bed...means a much higher sheep count. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com) Sounds like a Serta commercial...hey, that gives me an idea...

Early to bed...early to rise makes a man a postal carrier. (mcsestretch@hotmail.com)

Early to bed...so we can get this over with! (oldnvyaf@aol.com)

Early to bed...early to rise, makes Conan O'Brien cry. (Omegamagezero@aol.com)

Early to bed...so you don't oversleep for your appointment with the Sleep Disorder Clinic. (blueracr1978@aol.com)

Early to bed...doesn't really help - I'm just surfin' the net at 5:00 AM. (seeker@vcoms.net)

Early to bed...means I didn't get any tonight, either...(sigh). (NOTLeisSuit@NOTaol.com) Hmmm...NOTLeisSuit...NOT getting any...is there anything else you are NOT telling us?

Early to bed...means the Playboy channel is on the fritz again. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

Early to bed...a child's worst nightmare. (lacee7700@aol.com)

Early to bed... does NOT mean 6:AM (RangerXman@aol.com)

Early to bed... never hear your wife bitching. (belushimcc@yahoo.com)

Early to bed...late to rise, never any sleep when the baby cries. (mattcstone@mail.com)

Early to bed... early to rise, makes a college student unpopular but wise. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Early to bed... early to ride! (StanYan1@aol.com)

And just HOW would you know this...huh...huh?...

Early to bed...on the first date gets your name and phone number on every men's room wall in town! (pec@gis.net)