(updated 26 Dec 03) 

When in doubt...
(Topic suggested by PAT123Z@aol.com)

When in doubt...about the contents of a jar in the refrigerator, give it a sniff. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

When in doubt...mumble. (xodox3000@hotmail.com)

When in doubt...just do without!! 'Cause face it... STD's suck. (dzed68@yahoo.com)

When in doubt... there's always chocolate! (GentleWhisper612@aol.com) Or in my case, there are always Chocolate Martinis. :)

When in doubt...insert tab a into slot b. The kid will break the thing in no time regardless. (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

When in doubt...remind her that her high school sweet heart is a garbage man right now...it won't end the argument, but it might be the only satisfaction you'll get. (chharget@aol.com)

When in doubt...wipe again. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net; brett32577@aol.com) Your FEET people...feet...sheesh!

When in doubt...hire a good attorney to befuddle the jury, OJ?...oops, I mean...OK? (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

When in doubt... Call Gwen Stefani! (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

When in doubt...think with your big head and not your little head. (GARRETTSOFOHIO@aol.com)

When in doubt...Get your little brother to try it first. (fparsons@yahoo.com)

When in doubt... cut the red wire... no the blue... no the red... (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

When in doubt... insist on a paternity test. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com; catbiddle@brown.edu)

When in doubt...chicken out. (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

When in doubt...maybe you shouldn't let your kid visit a pop star who talks about sleeping with 12-year-olds on national TV. (chharget@aol.com)

When in doubt...I usually just lie (dzed68@yahoo.com)

When in doubt... invade first, THEN search for WMD. (razcactus@netzero.com)

When in doubt...find the guy with one leg, one tooth, one eye, a hook for a hand, and a bald head---ask him, and do the opposite (LowerETs@AOL.com)

When in doubt...Close your eyes, stick both arms out to your sides, spin around ten times, say the alphabet backwards, sing "A Spoonful of Sugar", and ask yourself again, "Am I weird?" (Imalilmilkdud@aol.com) Uh, I think the vote is unanimous on this.

When in doubt... ask a teenager. They know everything. (darkmanwork@hotmail.com; Rabdreadr@aol.com)

When in doubt... they must be fake. Cuz the real one's don't defy gravity like that. (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

When in doubt...Just put out. (I'm hoping this one catches on) (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

The nerve of some people...you give them an inch...

When in doubt... show it proud! Huh? Oh, "in doubt". I thought you said "When endowed..." (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)