(updated 26 Jan 04) 

If there's a will...
(Topic suggested by Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)

If there's a will...I want to be in it. (sballkuhns@yahoo.com; danisy72@comcast.net)

If there's a will...ing partner..it may be your lucky night! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

If there's a will... iam Jefferson Clinton, there's an intern nearby. (penpendisarapen@yahoo.com)

If there's a will...there's a death. (vlmp713@aol.com)

If there's a will... there's a way to put it off to tomorrow. (darkmanwork@hotmail.com) Ah...another credo of mine.

If there's a will...there's a foul heir about. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

If there's a will... there's a butler packing arsenic. (MiniKnivessama@aol.com)

If there's a will...you'll find Anna Nicole Smith nearby. (tomodis@aol.com)

If there's a will...there's a hand on the plug. (redbarron1010@aol.com) No no - you are supposed to "accidentally" unplug it by tripping over the cord...has TV taught you nothing?

If there's a will... there's someone in a double-wide saying "If I inherit any money, I'm going to spend it all on lottery tickets" (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

If there's a will... there's a Grace. (khalazdad@adelphia.net; StanYan1@aol.com)

If there's a will...power stronger than ice cream, I haven't yet found it. (TerriKlein@aol.com)

If there's a will...there's DANGER, Will Robinson! (HerzogVon@aol.com; branford@aol.com)

If there's a will..there's a "won't" from your spouse. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com) Have we met?

If there's a will...then there's probably some filthy lawyer making a ton of money just for reading the damn thing. Like any 5th grader couldn't do that. (josulli681@aol.com)

If there's a will...someone will fire at it. (rampage1984@msn.com)

Especially if that will is refusing you to dress them...

If there's a will...and it belongs to a two year old, you will lose. Guaranteed. (actonski@aol.co.uk)